Monday, February 22, 2010

touche touchy touchpad

I'm not entirely sure whether this is a failing on my part or a failing on their part, but since there was a failure, I'm going to blame them, but I've only just realised after about 4 years that there is a key on my laptop which toggles the touchpad on and off which sounds like it might be a good idea which it probably is if you know that that is indeed what it does. which I didn't. until yesterday.

I expect that if I'd been through all the options in the documentation I would have known about this key from day one, but just to be clear, it isn't a key which just does one thing, like, say, a mahoosive windows key next to your space bar that you keep pressing my mistake. no, this is a softhard key. not a shifted or ctrl-alted regular key, but a key magically enabled with a combination of the 'fn' key and F7. in other words, fn-F7. which looks like it should be the mathematical evaluation of the number of 'f's I used trying to figure it out, but it in fact just a combination key press that you actually can't perform with one hand. which is why it should be difficult to do. and obvious what it does.

I should point out that this is just one of a number of function keys mapped to the F keys that do useful things, like swap displays (glyph of a monitor), adjust volume (glyph of a speaker), adjust brightness (glyph of a sun thing), suspend, resume, shut down, etc. (glyphs of Zzzs, standby buttons, etc.), but this one has the least recognisable representation of its consequent action, to the point where I just assumed it did something I would never want to do. knowing now that it might actually be useful is too late, since I've already somehow used it by mistake to disable a hardware component that is actually useful resulting in me reinstalling drivers, users, and very nearly the entire operating system. why not just search online for this annoyance and surely someone else will have come across it? well, this isn't exactly the people's choice of laptops - acer ferrari 5000 - nice as it is. the only thing you'll find online is reviews about how nice it is, albeit with a bit of a sticky touchpad, and instructions on how to disassemble it. its just a badly designed button. and it had me fooled.

I'd love to show you exactly what this offending item looks like, but frankly, I can't quite summon the energy to photograph it, edit it and upload it, so you'll just have to take my word for it. suffice to say, the graphical representation of someone using a touchpad, in light blue, on the F7 key of my laptop, looks a bit like a canary on a wing mirror. I mean, I know what its supposed to be now.

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